Sassysasquatch

Sassysasquatch 04.09.2019
 Sassysasquatch Dissertation

Othello – Ellen

Desdemona – Derek

Bianca – Ellen

Emilia – Lauren

Iago – Tristan

Cassio – Chad

Drunk Person – Lauren

Brabantio – Lauren

Roderigo – Derek

Landscape 1: Brabantio My Space

(Brabantio-Lauren, Othello-Ellen, Denaynay-Derek, MySpace-Tristan)

MySpace: Teil! Got fresh grillz

Brobantio: Dang Denaynay dem several shiny grillz

MySpace: Teil! Relationship improved. Denaynay is usually married to Othello

Brabantio: Ah Hell Naw! (Actually oh hell no although said since spelt)

End Scene

Field 2: Brobantio Confronts

Brabantio: [guns out] Yo Hey Yo, whatcha doin with my little girl, ima going to kill you cracka!

Othello: We sincerely apologize for this, do you want to sit down and discuss it over some tea and crumpets?

Brobantio: Isn't no phrases gonna support yo case! Com upon Denaynay, we all leavin' this kind of crib

Denaynay: I aint leavin', we all gonna put some tags, he simply got $20 dollars in his pocket

Brabantion: [nasally] attach you guys I'm going residence

End Landscape

Scene a few: Iago's Talk

Iago: Dat white boi Othello, begin givin Cassiyolo all dat extra cash no I got Plug. Dat Cassiyolo boi did nottin'. Really know what? I'm going to kill almost all o'dem, western world side represent!

[Enter Roderigo]

Roderigo: I wanna touch dat ass! [Holding picture of desnaynay]

Iago: Roderigo drop me a beat

Por mi parte, Yo, Por mi parte, Gimme unione dat cash n' I'll get you dat big black ho [rap] Ima go obtain Cassiyolo drunk, you go slander his momma

Roderigo: Aight man, Now i am out

End Scene

Field 4: Cassiyolo Drunk

Iago: Yo dawg, let's get get crunk

Cassiyolo: My spouse and i don't beverage mang, YOLO

Iago: Just sum magenta kool-aid

Cassiyolo: Ooh, dat sounds fruity and delightful, YOLO

[Drinks and Iago leaves] [Enter Roderigo]

Roderigo: Yo the female is so excess fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout " taxi! "

Cassiyolo: [chasing and grabs gun] Don't offend my mama! I'ma kill you, YOLO

[Start fighting]

Othello: Cassiyolo! Your Fired!

End Scene

Landscape 5: Effective Othello

Iago: Whatup Othello

Othello: My own dear, Iago how are you this fine time?

Iago:[interrupting] Hey dawg, por mi parte gurl is messin' about with Cassiyolo. Dat gurl be upset crazy yo.

Othello: She's having coitus with Cassiyolo, why that can't be.

Iago: She certainly be a ho

Bianca: Foo, who also gun become dis hommie

Othello: So why that is my own love's weapon

Cassiyolo: Failed to you know I like sparkles, YOLO

[Bianca runs out, Cassio operates after]

[Desnaynay enters]

Desneyney: What's going

Othello: [Interupting] My maiden's a prostitute [slaps desneyney]

[Desnaynay leaves]

Othello: Death to all!

Scene 6: Street Killings

Roderigo: My boi Iago told me to snuff my homeboy Cassiyolo

[Cassiyolo enters]

Roderigo; Die mofo [shoots him]

Cassiyolo: [Stumbles, comes down] Ha Girl I got Para-aramid synthetic fiber YOLO [Shoots Roderigo]

[Roderigo falls]

Iago: I pity a foo [Kills Roderigo and runs away]

Cassiyolo: I'm injure, YOLO

Landscape 7: Allow the Rest Pass away

Othello: The dark side hath corrupted the

Desnaynay: Where would you get a lightsaber [Dies]

[Emilia enters]

Emilia: My house girl is usually dead, carry my interweave

[Iago enters]

Othello: She is a slut

Emilia: Uh hell naw she's certainly not

Othello: But your husband stated

Emilia: My husband is a enfrascarse

Iago: My own plan is definitely ruined. Die cuckold!

[Stabs Emilia, Emilia Dies]

Othello: How could I actually let my personal poor Desdemona slip apart? I hath lost the immortal element of myself. Peacefulness out colegas.

[Stabs Himself and Dies]

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